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This week we are turning to Netflix for the Christopher Olen Ray action lady team-up Mercenaries (Netflix Link), starring Cynthia Rothrock, Zoe Bell, Kristanna Loken, Vivica A. Fox, Bridgitte Nielsen and Nicole Bilderback. It's an Asylum film so we are a little nervous about it...
Must haves for a movie mercenary
Directed by Christopher Olen Ray. Yes … Son of Olen Ray. His films include Asteroid vs Earth, Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, and Almighty Thor. He is a frequent collaborator with one Richard Grieco. Born in 1978, he started his film career in 1978 by playing baby Christopher in Brain Leeches by Fred Olen Ray. He owns a Thundercats t-shirt. 12 directorial credits and 23 various producer credits since 2008. He doesn’t seem to post much on Facebook. Because he’s too busy fuckin workin.
Writer Edward DeRuiter pulls a double duty by playing Vez. He also wrote many other shitty films such as Battle of Los Angeles. Yes they made a mockbuster of that movie. He also wrote the really shitty looking 3 Musketeers movie that is on the Netflix queue that we keep avoiding.
The film stars: