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Berserker: Hell's Warrior

A warlord's son is cursed to be reborn lifetime after lifetime and fated to love and lose until the curse is lifted.

For some reason, everyone needs to get wet and it's just a great time for lovers of time traveling viking possessed guy movies.

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Strike Force (The Librarians)

A merc team called "The Librarians" is hired to find the missing granddaughter of one of their closest friends, and they'll have to go against a ruthless Miami mobster to get her.

Why is it called the Librarians? Where is their library? Plus lots of people getting exploded.  Great times.

Trespass

As they're held for ransom, a husband and wife's predicament grows more dire amid the discovery of betrayal and deception.

A deplorably bad movie, that holds the record for one of the fastest movies to get kicked out of its theatrical release. Thanks alot Joel Schumacher!

Brain Smasher

Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Andrew Dice Clay and Terri Hatcher team up for a bunch of grab-ass as guided by Albert Byun.

Heatseeker

A kickboxing champion is forced to fight cyborgs in a tournament when the company kidnaps his fiancee.

Albert Pyun slaps us in the face with cybernetic gladiatorial battles. This one is seriously awesome.

Shakma

A wild animal attacks people trapped in a large tower.

It's pretty hard to stop this humping monkey especially when it's a containment film. This monkey loves doors.

Prototype

In a post-apocolyptic Los Angeles, a wheelchair bound veteren volunteers for an experimental cybergenic program that wil allow him to walk again only to find that it turns him into a lethal killing machine pre-programmed to kill the last remaining member of the resestance - the woman he loves.

Sam seems to think that if you like Hardware, then you'll like Prototype. Justin can't believes we live in a world where anyone might like Hardware....or Prototype.

Adrenaline: Fear the Rush

The Russian government has collapsed. Amidst the chaos, riots, and struggle for power, a terrible weapon has leaked out. Virulent microflage, a deadly germ of the cold war has begun to spread across Eastern Europe, killing massive numbers of people. Now, in a quarantine camp set up for immigrants in 2017 Boston, one vicious murderer has the disease. Within two hours he will become violently contagious, and it is up to a team of officers in a race against time to track him down and stop him... if he doesn't kill them first.

Christopher Lambert get's shot five-hundred times, plus arrows, plus explosions. He cares alot. But Natasha Henstridge doesn't even get them out...what's up with that Albert Pyun?

Condor

In futuristic Los Angeles, a crime-fighting organization known as Condor goes up against the Black Widow, a female master criminal. The Black Widow steals the national security code and threatens to blow up Hollywood unless her old enemy, Proctor, a Condor operative, is turned over to her.

It's a failed 80's TV pilot with tons of crummy "1990's is the future" bits, plus you should view every robot cop show to complete the circuit.

The Vector File

A geo-political thriller where Gerry Anderson finds that sometimes, everybody really is out to get you. Gerry's daughter, Mattie, accidentally prints out a DNA code that in the wrong hands can end the human race. The chase is on - the Russians, whose DNA code it is that Mattie has in her backpack, and a group of terrorists compete to get the code from the person they all assume has it, Gerry. With all this going on, Gerry's estranged wife Margaret is worried for her daughter's safety and finds herself another target in the race to find the code.

Vector File? The file is not a vector file...at all. But Sam and Jackie love it nonetheless. Justin does not despite a riveting performace by Casper Van Dien (snicker)