Malibu Express

It's time to step onto the Malibu Express (hope you can get past security) and get into the shower (it's ok to stare at the camera) as Andy Sidaris gives us the epic booby movie that is Malibu Express.

This one's got it all: Guns, girls, glitz, boobs, racing, helicopters, grenades, ad-libbed lines, fast cars, faster women, yacht clubs, international espionage, more boobs, and soooo much more boobs.

We also want to thank Arlene Sidaris for all her help and support on making this episode possible. Arlene is why we all still have access to the Andy Sidaris library and so we wish her love and thanks for keeping these movies alive. Also please watch the film this week in full from Mill Creek Productions:

And don't hesitate to buy the "Girls, Guns and G-Strings" Andy Sidaris 12 movie pack from http://www.andysidaris.com/Shop.htm. It's a hell of a deal at only $9.98.  You can also buy some sweet posters from the site and a book about Andy Sidaris.  Really cool stuff.

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