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It's Sean Connery in a man-diaper with bullets. It's a genderless Utopia while showcasing knockers. It's a whirlwind of confusion and questionable film-making decisions. It's a serious mess covered in psychedelia while making some heavy, heavy, heavy social commentary. Get ready for your mind to be melted.

Imagine you've got Zardoz in mind and you sit down to write it. "Open on a gun-barfing god's floating head." Then try to go from there. Zardoz is just bizarre in how it decides to get to were it needs to. It may have been John Boorman's intention to distract the viewer with the weirdness so that when he reveals the plot and message to the viewer they weren't prepared for it. Along the way though, wow.... You might have your brain turn into rubber and question the use of your weiner/vaginer.

Connery's Zed is at no point a likable character as he is the deliverer of death and rape to the poor and weak for his entire career, but he is a sympathetic character. Connery is a blast throughout, if you're a fan of leaping around and chucking women across barns all while wearing his infamous bandolier equipped Euro mankini.

Zardoz is easily argued as the best post-apocalyptic movie ever made for what it says about society, culture, religion, truth against power, greed, science vs familiarity, and for possibly making one of the craziest predictions ever - Amazon Alexa. It's excellent and should be praised for what it does on a shoe-string budget, and what it says about ourselves and what we want to become.

Individual Ratings:

Over the top action:2-star
Cheesy effects:3-star
Horrendous acting:2-star
Laugh-out-loud-ability:2-star
Ridiculous stunts:2-star
Gratuitous nudity:5-star
Memorable one-liners:2-star
Riffability:4-star

Overall Ratings:

Good Movie Quality: 4-star
Bad Movie Quality:7-star

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Guest - C on Wednesday, 10 January 2018 07:36

This is a good, smart take on Zardoz. I've often thought that if it had been a book instead of a movie, people would think of it today as a classic rather than a curio.

This is a good, smart take on Zardoz. I've often thought that if it had been a book instead of a movie, people would think of it today as a classic rather than a curio.
Stinker Madness on Wednesday, 10 January 2018 17:00

Hey thanks and glad you enjoyed. You are very likely correct in your book/movie argument. Heinlein wrote several novels like this (all with repressed sexuality, a civilization built from the ground up, and messages about religion and fanaticism).

But what is YOUR take on Zardoz? We'd love to hear!

Hey thanks and glad you enjoyed. You are very likely correct in your book/movie argument. Heinlein wrote several novels like this (all with repressed sexuality, a civilization built from the ground up, and messages about religion and fanaticism). But what is YOUR take on Zardoz? We'd love to hear!
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