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The film that finally puts two things together that no one asked for, no previous commonality, no established universe, no real similarities, and no capability of accomplishing something someone might label "good". Cartoons and basketball just don't go together.

Hot off the success of Roger Rabbit, well ok, not hot off. More like many years later....someone decided to mashup our reality with the physics defying world of Bugs Bunny. Now that possibly could have worked, if they had chosen to focus on that. But Space Jam focuses on the life and times of Michael Jordan, which has nothing to do with cartoons. Nothing. So the Looney Tunes take a back seat to MJ. Sure he's the greatest (LeBron?) but he's not what is putting butts in seats here. Otherwise you'd just have a film starring Michael Jordan. Come on...

Beyond the idiocy that is the concept, the film is garbage. The most fatal flaw that Warner Bros. committed here is that they thought people came for Looney Tunes because of Bugs, Daffy, and Yosemite. Little did they understand, those characters were just the delivery vehicle for the shear brilliance that was Chuck Jones and Mel Blanc. THOSE guys are why we came. Proof required? Try watching a Merry Melodies after a Looney Tunes. Without Chuck Jones and Mel Blanc the WB crew is just another bland unmemorable troop of talking critters.

The voice acting sucks, the animation sucks, the jokes suck, everything sucks.

We found nothing redeemable about Space Jam and mostly find it disturbing and a moral travesty. Steer clear.

Individual Ratings:

Over the top action:0-star
Cheesy effects:0-star
Horrendous acting:0-star
Laugh-out-loud-ability:1-star
Ridiculous stunts:0-star
Gratuitous nudity:1-star
Memorable one-liners:0-star
Riffability:2-star

Overall Ratings:

Good Movie Quality: 2-star
Bad Movie Quality:2-star

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