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Conan rides through your screen once again but this time he's named Kalidor and he's not the main character. Instead, a non-action star shows us what non-action looks like in the least adventurous adventure movie ever made. Swords & Sandals? Check. Visual Valium? You betcha.

I don't know how this movie stinks so bad. It has your typical lady-hero plot of sword & sandal genre staples. Revenge for burning down the village. Ok. Wait, the villain burned down the village for subtle lesbian motivations? Wow, that sounds super hot. Well....it's not.

This is "walking around" the movie. Look, Frodo & Samwise walk to Mordor for a vacation from paradise and you can't take your eyes off it. Here, the entire world is about to be destroyed by cracking apart (again because of a jilted lesbian) and you can't keep awake.

For the most part, this is the fault of two people: 1) Dino De Laurentiss and 2) Brigidette Nielsen. Dino edited forced this turd out because he apparently couldn't get anything made that didn't involve Conan. And then Nielsen's terrible line delivery and even worse sword-fighting. The entire time she looks like she's afraid of the script (with good reason) and her sword hitting her in the face. This is not an action lady, folks. See Geena Davis in Cutthroat Island for more realistic stunts. Blech.

So long story short, this is just folks walking around. At best this is fun only because of the incredibly dubious plot, the fantastic matte-work, and the bonkers costumes and set design. Hope you don't like things happening in a film!

Individual Ratings:

Over the top action:2-star
Cheesy effects:3-star
Horrendous acting:4-star
Laugh-out-loud-ability:3-star
Ridiculous stunts:2-star
Gratuitous nudity:1-star
Memorable one-liners:2-star
Riffability:4-star

Overall Ratings:

Good Movie Quality: 3-star
Bad Movie Quality:5-star

Streaming Dos and Don'ts

  • Doberman Cop - DVD
  • Lethal Ninja/For Hire - DVD
  • Calamity of Snakes - DVD
Listen to the Stinker Madness Episode


Watch the Trailer!

Conan rides through your screen once again but this time he's named Kalidor and he's not the main character. Instead, a non-action star shows us what non-action looks like in the least adventurous adventure movie ever made. Swords & Sandals? Check. Visual Valium? You betcha.

I don't know how this movie stinks so bad. It has your typical lady-hero plot of sword & sandal genre staples. Revenge for burning down the village. Ok. Wait, the villain burned down the village for subtle lesbian motivations? Wow, that sounds super hot. Well....it's not.

This is "walking around" the movie. Look, Frodo & Samwise walk to Mordor for a vacation from paradise and you can't take your eyes off it. Here, the entire world is about to be destroyed by cracking apart (again because of a jilted lesbian) and you can't keep awake.

For the most part, this is the fault of two people: 1) Dino De Laurentiss and 2) Brigidette Nielsen. Dino edited forced this turd out because he apparently couldn't get anything made that didn't involve Conan. And then Nielsen's terrible line delivery and even worse sword-fighting. The entire time she looks like she's afraid of the script (with good reason) and her sword hitting her in the face. This is not an action lady, folks. See Geena Davis in Cutthroat Island for more realistic stunts. Blech.

So long story short, this is just folks walking around. At best this is fun only because of the incredibly dubious plot, the fantastic matte-work, and the bonkers costumes and set design. Hope you don't like things happening in a film!

Individual Ratings:

Over the top action:2-star
Cheesy effects:3-star
Horrendous acting:4-star
Laugh-out-loud-ability:3-star
Ridiculous stunts:2-star
Gratuitous nudity:1-star
Memorable one-liners:2-star
Riffability:4-star

Overall Ratings:

Good Movie Quality: 3-star
Bad Movie Quality:5-star

Streaming Dos and Don'ts

  • Doberman Cop - DVD
  • Lethal Ninja/For Hire - DVD
  • Calamity of Snakes - DVD
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Comments 3

Guest - Lizzie-Baxter on Monday, 31 July 2017 22:19

Hey Justin, Sam, and Jackie,

I went to download the latest episode of Stinker Madness, Episode 291 Red Sonja, like a good little girl and when I clicked on the download episode link on the Stinker Madness RSS feed it gave me the "Item not available:The item is not available due to issues with the item's content. " error message. I can't see anyone else mentioning this problem so I assume it is because most people use itunes, and maybe itunes is working correctly (for once).

I am in rebellion to iTunes and do not wish to use their services on my computer and my phone is a Android. Can you look into this, I have tried downloading on two different laptops and with multiple browsers, and I always get that same "Item not available" error message.

Thank-You So much for your fantastic podcast!

Love,
Lizzie-Baxter

Hey Justin, Sam, and Jackie, I went to download the latest episode of Stinker Madness, Episode 291 Red Sonja, like a good little girl and when I clicked on the download episode link on the Stinker Madness RSS feed it gave me the "Item not available:The item is not available due to issues with the item's content. " error message. I can't see anyone else mentioning this problem so I assume it is because most people use itunes, and maybe itunes is working correctly (for once). I am in rebellion to iTunes and do not wish to use their services on my computer and my phone is a Android. Can you look into this, I have tried downloading on two different laptops and with multiple browsers, and I always get that same "Item not available" error message. Thank-You So much for your fantastic podcast! Love, Lizzie-Baxter
Stinker Madness on Monday, 31 July 2017 22:27

Lizzie, apparently we aren't going to be able to use archive.org for some reason anymore. I've uploaded the episode to our server and you should be able to download it now. You may have to refresh your podcast application.

Thanks for letting us know and sorry for the inconvenience!

Lizzie, apparently we aren't going to be able to use archive.org for some reason anymore. I've uploaded the episode to our server and you should be able to download it now. You may have to refresh your podcast application. Thanks for letting us know and sorry for the inconvenience!
Guest - Lizzie-Baxter on Wednesday, 02 August 2017 07:02

Thanks so much! I am now able to listen on the podbay app with no trouble at all. Problem 100% solved.

Thanks, Again
Lizzie

Thanks so much! I am now able to listen on the podbay app with no trouble at all. Problem 100% solved. :D Thanks, Again Lizzie
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