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Here's a fun concept - take something as boring to watch as bowling and then make a movie that is just as boring about said boring thing. You've then got a very accurate representation of something super boring. Wow. Thanks a lot bowling movie.

Dreamer is arguably the most boring movie ever made. There's levels of bad that are definitely worse as far as film-making. See Manos, Monster-a-Go-Go, Sssssss, CHOMPS and so forth come to mind. The good thing about all those films is that there's at least something to either hate, scratch your head over, or just be angry about. This causes no emotions on any level. Its the least interesting film we've ever seen. Ever. No question.

I don't even know how to write an entire review. I guess I'll try to write the synopsis so here goes: Dreamer is about a guy who bowls.

So that's the synopsis. There's no plot to talk about. There's no events or character journeys. Oh a guy bowls himself to death, but even that is shot boringly. 

Don't watch Dreamer under any circumstances unless you are trying to clear out house guests but that might not work because they'll just fall asleep on your couch. 

However, our podcast is quite funny so be sure to check that out.

Individual Ratings:

Over the top action:0-star
Cheesy effects:0-star
Horrendous acting:0-star
Laugh-out-loud-ability:0-star
Ridiculous stunts:0-star
Gratuitous nudity:0-star
Memorable one-liners:0-star
Riffability:0-star

Overall Ratings:

Good Movie Quality: 2-star
Bad Movie Quality:0-star

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