Prelude to Mercenaries
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This week we are turning to Netflix for the Christopher Olen Ray action lady team-up Mercenaries (Netflix Link), starring Cynthia Rothrock, Zoe Bell, Kristanna Loken, Vivica A. Fox, Bridgitte Nielsen and Nicole Bilderback. It's an Asylum film so we are a little nervous about it...

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About Mercenaries - Movie Information

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Directed by Christopher Olen Ray.  Yes … Son of Olen Ray.  His films include Asteroid vs Earth, Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus, and Almighty Thor.  He is a frequent collaborator with one Richard Grieco. Born in 1978, he started his film career in 1978 by playing baby Christopher in Brain Leeches by Fred Olen Ray.  He owns a Thundercats t-shirt.  12 directorial credits and 23 various producer credits since 2008.  He doesn’t seem to post much on Facebook. Because he’s too busy fuckin workin.

Writer Edward DeRuiter pulls a double duty by playing Vez.  He also wrote many other shitty films such as Battle of Los Angeles.  Yes they made a mockbuster of that movie.  He also wrote the really shitty looking 3 Musketeers movie that is on the Netflix queue that we keep avoiding.

The film stars: