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Prelude to Action Jackson

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This episode is brought to you by the Invisible Slip. Because you really want everyone to see your ass through your dress.

Justin gets to choose this week and he's dialed up a classic in Carl Weather's Action Jackson. How long can Vanity keep her shirt on? Get super pumped (but don't hurt yourself).

We start out by discussing "The Brimley Awards" from the If We Made It podcast. You may remember Jeff and Tucker guesting on our "The Beastmaster" episode. Those guys are great and really funny. Check out the whole Brimley Awards episode from Jeff and Tucker.  I think you might hear Sam laughing once.

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Streaming Do's and Don'ts

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Savage Island

Women who have been captured and sold as slave labor to a South American emerald mine hatch a plan for revolution and revenge.

While the cover art is seriously awesome and super tempting, this hodge-podge of several films will just make you angry. Despite the "tsunami of tits", Linda Blair stays clothed the entire time. Better to spend your time watching a different women in prison movie like:

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Savage Island No Didn't Watch It No 0/2
 

The Three Musketeers

A young swordsman comes to Paris and faces villains, romance, adventure and intrigue with three Musketeer friends.

After Sam's constant barrage of Three Musketeers movies, we finally found one that Justin likes. This is the very best Musketeers movie there is - hands down.

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The Three Musketeers (1974) [HD] Yes Yes Yes 3/3
 

Gor

American professor Tarl Cabot is transported via a magical ring to planet Gor, where he must help an oppressed country overthrow its evil king and his barbarian henchmen.

Dreadfully boring. Dreadfully stupid. Better just stick with the books or better yet - just watch John Carter.

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Gor No No No 3/3
 

Black Moon Rising

A professional thief is hired by the FBI to steal a data tape from a company under investigation. The analysis of this tape, will prove the criminal activities of this company. As this thief is discovered in his attempt, he hides the tape inside a prototype car, but unfortunately there is someone else interested in this vehicle.

Justin was dreadfully disappointed with this one as it came highly recommended from some guys from a certain car enthusiasm podcast. But really it's just a waste of time. However, there is one pretty ridiculous stunt so if you really like Tommie Lee Jones then maybe give this a go. Actually just watch Lonesome Dove again.

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Black Moon Rising No No No 0/3
 

Linda Hamilton's nudey scene in Black Moon Rising gives way to us talking about whether people in movies should have groudy boobs or not. It seems Jackie gets very angry about icky boobs. Sorry Linda - keep the shirt on.

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Sam and Justin tie it up this week and move to 11-7 with Sam maintaining his lead.

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Action Jackson directed by Craig R. Baxley who is a stunt coordinator for every TV Show ever. Then on to Dark Angel with Dolph Lundgren and then onto one of Justin's favorite stinkers, Stone Cold with Brian Bosworth.

Vanity as known as Sydney Ash in Action Jackson, real name Denise Matthews, came from Prince's New Power Generation. Apparently Prince wanted to have a girl group so he made one called the Hookers, put Denise Matthews in it and tried to have her change her name to Vagina.

Carl Weathers was setting up a real nice action career until Action Jackson. He's Apollo Creed, then Predator, then Action Jackson.  After that he moved on to made for TV movies until Happy Gilmore....ouch.

Sharon Stone is tops on Sam's time machine hit list which apparently is his evil plot to build a time machine and then travel around and bang hot chicks.

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