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Get ready for a new podcast about bad movies. This episode we gear up for Masters of the Universe with Dolph Lundgren as He-Man and Courtney Cox as...Courtney Cox. Good Journey!

We start out talking about how Matthew McConaughey might be insane.  We then define what a Stinker movie is in our eyes, which we define as entertaining bad films. We setup how we present our episodes which has two episodes a week, one with us previewing the upcoming movie and then a full episode where we review the movie.

We encourage people to use our forums to tell us our business, give us suggestions, review our movie choices and whatever you want.

We introduce our segment called Netflix Do's and Don'ts.  We take a look at bad movies streaming on Netflix currently and whether you should watch them or not.

Netflix Do's and Don'ts

Movie NameSummaryIMDBNetflixAmazonJustinJackieSamTotal

Berserker: Hell's Warrior

A warlord's son is cursed to be reborn lifetime after lifetime and fated to love and lose until the curse is lifted.

For some reason, everyone needs to get wet and it's just a great time for lovers of time traveling viking possessed guy movies.

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Berserker: Hells Warrior Yes No Yes 2/3
 

Strike Force (The Librarians)

A merc team called "The Librarians" is hired to find the missing granddaughter of one of their closest friends, and they'll have to go against a ruthless Miami mobster to get her.

Why is it called the Librarians? Where is their library? Plus lots of people getting exploded.  Great times.

IMDB Page Watch Now Watch Now on Prime Yes Didn't Watch It Yes 2/3
 

Trespass

As they're held for ransom, a husband and wife's predicament grows more dire amid the discovery of betrayal and deception.

A deplorably bad movie, that holds the record for one of the fastest movies to get kicked out of its theatrical release. Thanks alot Joel Schumacher!

IMDB Page Watch Now Trespass Yes Yes Yes 3/3
 

Brain Smasher

Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Andrew Dice Clay and Terri Hatcher team up for a bunch of grab-ass as guided by Albert Byun.

IMDB Page Watch Now Brain Smasher - A Love Story [VHS] Yes Didn't See It Yes 2/3
 

Heatseeker

A kickboxing champion is forced to fight cyborgs in a tournament when the company kidnaps his fiancee.

Albert Pyun slaps us in the face with cybernetic gladiatorial battles. This one is seriously awesome.

IMDB Page Watch Now Heatseeker Yes Yes Yes 3/3
 

Shakma

A wild animal attacks people trapped in a large tower.

It's pretty hard to stop this humping monkey especially when it's a containment film. This monkey loves doors.

IMDB Page Watch Now Shakma Yes Yes Yes 3/3
 

Prototype

In a post-apocolyptic Los Angeles, a wheelchair bound veteren volunteers for an experimental cybergenic program that wil allow him to walk again only to find that it turns him into a lethal killing machine pre-programmed to kill the last remaining member of the resestance - the woman he loves.

Sam seems to think that if you like Hardware, then you'll like Prototype. Justin can't believes we live in a world where anyone might like Hardware....or Prototype.

IMDB Page Watch Now Prototype X29A No Didn't Watch It No 0/3
 

Adrenaline: Fear the Rush

The Russian government has collapsed. Amidst the chaos, riots, and struggle for power, a terrible weapon has leaked out. Virulent microflage, a deadly germ of the cold war has begun to spread across Eastern Europe, killing massive numbers of people. Now, in a quarantine camp set up for immigrants in 2017 Boston, one vicious murderer has the disease. Within two hours he will become violently contagious, and it is up to a team of officers in a race against time to track him down and stop him... if he doesn't kill them first.

Christopher Lambert get's shot five-hundred times, plus arrows, plus explosions. He cares alot. But Natasha Henstridge doesn't even get them out...what's up with that Albert Pyun?

IMDB Page Watch Now Adrenalin: Fear the Rush No Didn't Watch It No 0/3
 

Condor

In futuristic Los Angeles, a crime-fighting organization known as Condor goes up against the Black Widow, a female master criminal. The Black Widow steals the national security code and threatens to blow up Hollywood unless her old enemy, Proctor, a Condor operative, is turned over to her.

It's a failed 80's TV pilot with tons of crummy "1990's is the future" bits, plus you should view every robot cop show to complete the circuit.

IMDB Page Watch Now Condor Yes Didn't Watch It Yes 2/3
 

The Vector File

A geo-political thriller where Gerry Anderson finds that sometimes, everybody really is out to get you. Gerry's daughter, Mattie, accidentally prints out a DNA code that in the wrong hands can end the human race. The chase is on - the Russians, whose DNA code it is that Mattie has in her backpack, and a group of terrorists compete to get the code from the person they all assume has it, Gerry. With all this going on, Gerry's estranged wife Margaret is worried for her daughter's safety and finds herself another target in the race to find the code.

Vector File? The file is not a vector file...at all. But Sam and Jackie love it nonetheless. Justin does not despite a riveting performace by Casper Van Dien (snicker)

IMDB Page Watch Now The Vector File No Yes Yes 2/3
 

Unfortunately, Attila was so horrible that we can't even review it.  We had to turn it off.

Finally we get to talk about the upcoming episode for Masters of the Universe with Dolph Lundgren. We check out the trailer, which gives Jackie a real problem with the costumes. We recall who Frank Langella and Meg Foster are but can't remember the bald cop-guy that is in every movie (turns out he's James Tolkan).

Justin seems very concerned about how they are going to recreate He-Man's trademark hairy loin cloth. Tee-La looks nothing like the cartoon in contrast.

Jackie tells us that her parent's don't care about anything but stuffing her face full of popcorn - even if the movie they are watching is terrible, which we believe Master's of the Universe to be.

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