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2016 SMABFA Awards

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The hottest awards for bad films in 2016 are here and the winners are all set. Listen to the 2016 SMABFA Podcast and check out all the nominees and winners below.

And the Nominees  & Winners are (winner in bold):Best Bad Movie - The Most Enjoyable Bad MovieLondon Has FallenGods of EgyptNine LivesIndependence Day: ResurgenceZoolander 2Worst Bad Movie - The Least Enjoyable Bad MovieMother's DayWarcraftSuicide SquadXmen: ApocalypseAllegiantBest Bad Actor - Most Enjoyable Performance by a Male ActorGerard Butler - Gods of EgyptBrent Spiner - Independence Day: ResurgenceGerard Butler - London Has FallenChristopher Walken - Nine LivesKevin Spacey - Nine LivesBest Bad Actress - Most Enjoyable Performance by a Female ActorMargot Robbie - Suicide SquadMaika Monroe - The 5th WaveVivica A. Fox - Independence Day: ResurgenceEmily Blunt - The Huntsman: Winter's WarCharlize Theron - The Huntsman: Winter's WarMST3K Most Riffable - The easiest and most fun to make fun of film while viewingGods of EgyptThe 5th WaveNine LivesBen-HurIndependence Day: ResurgenceWorst Bad Actor - Least Enjoyable Performance by a Male ActorJared Leto - Suicide SquadJesse Eisenberg - Batman vs Superman: Dawn of JusticeJohnny Depp - Alice Through the Looking GlassDaniel Radcliffe - Now You See Me 2Jeff Goldblum - Independence Day: ResurgenceWorst Bad Actress - Least Enjoyable Performance by a Female ActorJennifer Garner - Nine LivesAnne Hathaway - Alice Through the Looking GlassJennifer Aniston - Mother's DayKate Hudson - Mother's DayCara Delevingne - Suicide Squad

The SMABFA awards will be listed on this page and presented on the Stinker Madness podcast as a special episode released on February 13th, 2016 at approximately 10AM MST. Make sure to tune into the Stinker Madness Podcast and listen to the SMABFA Awards Show.

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Gods of Egypt

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2016's Gods of Egypt has not done so well at the box office nor with the critics, so its time for the SM team to take another bad movie field trip. Can the power of Gerard Butler and Jamie Lannister facing off against each other prove to be awesome?

This movie has been lambasted pretty hard by critics and the wiseness that is the Internet. So many people had mad-ons because there were 0 Egyptian actors in the film and its again just a bunch of white guys pretending to be ethnic, ie. Dracula Untold. Well I have a question....who gives a rats ass! If this film was chock full of Egypt's hottest stars (that aren't joining/getting murdered by Daesh) would it be a good movie? Nope. So eat shit, the Internet.

This movie is a triumph is stupidity. This is truly a bad Hollywood movie. That's the last I'm going to say about how bad this movie is.

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2015 SMABFA Awards

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The hottest awards for bad films in 2015 are here and the winners are all set. Listen to the 2015 SMABFA Podcast and check out all the nominees and winners below.

And the Nominees  & Winners are (winner in bold):Best Bad Movie - The Most Enjoyable Bad MoviePaul Blart Mall Cop 2The Transporter RefueledFurious 7Jupiter AscendingThe Last Witch HunterWorst Bad Movie - The Least Enjoyable Bad MovieHot PursuitMortdecaiAlohaFantastic FourThe GallowsBest Bad Actor - Most Enjoyable Performance by a Male ActorRay Stevenson - Transporter RefueledEddie Redmayne - Jupiter AscendingPaul Bettany - MortdecaiRupert Friend - Hitman: Agent 47Jason Statham - Furious 7Paul Walker - Furious 7Best Bad Actress - Most Enjoyable Performance by a Female ActorEmma Stone - AlohaDakota Johnson - 50 ShadesJulianne Moore - Seventh SonRose Leslie - Last Witch HunterJuliette Lewis - Jem and the HologramsMST3K Most Riffable - The easiest and most fun to make fun of film while viewingJupiter Ascending50 Shades of GreyLast Witch HunterPoint BreakSeventh SonNew SMABFA Categories:Worst Bad Actor - Least Enjoyable Performance by a Male ActorJohnny Depp - MortdecaiEddie Redmayne - Jupiter AscendingEdgar Ramirez - Point BreakJeff Bridges - Seventh SonRyan Shoos - The GallowsWorst Bad Actress - Least Enjoyable Performance by a Female ActorTeresa Palmer - Point BreakSofia Vergara - Hot PursuitKate Mara - Fantastic FourReese Witherspoon - Hot PursuitJulianne Moore - Seventh SonLeast Funny Comedy - The "Comedy" movie that is the least humorousHot PursuitPixelsPaul Blart Mall Cop 2MortdecaiEligible Films for 2015:No EscapePoint BreakAloha Hot PursuitMortdecaiPixelsThe Gallows Taken 3Fantastic Four Seventh SonJupiter Ascending Hitman: Agent 47The Transporter RefueledJem and the HologramsThe Last Witch HunterPaul Blart: Mall Cop 2 50 Shades of GreyFurious 7

The SMABFA awards will be listed on this page and presented on the Stinker Madness podcast as a special episode released on February 15th, 2016 at approximately 10AM MST. Make sure to tune into the Stinker Madness Podcast and listen to the SMABFA Awards Show.

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2015 SMABFA Governor's Breakfast

2015 SMABFA Governor's Breakfast
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Reporting from the Stinker Madness Achievement in Bad Film-making Awards Governor's Breakfast, held annually the Thursday prior to the Official Awards broadcast. This annual event, an adjunct to the auspicious and globally recognized SMABFAs, was staged this year at the prestigious 2.5 Star Riverside Hotel by the luxurious Boise River.

The black-tie acceptable event is held to recognize a wide variety of cinematic accomplishments from the previous year. Various Scientific & Technical Achievement awards were handed out in a range of disciplines, determined by the SMABFA Board of Regentsories inside the nearly filled-to-capacity event space/buffet room.

The SMABFA Awards present honors to the best and worst in crummy films each year with highest regards to the prestigious "Best Bad Movie" where top honors are given to the film that entertains while being incredibly stupid. Others are awarded to Worst Bad Actor for doing such a terrible job that throwing remotes through TVs is common behavior.

While these awards didn't quite make it into the official SMABFA show, they are no less important. These awards are for the rest of those in film that deserve a little damn credit for what they did (or didn't do) in 2015. Congrats to the winners and condolences to the everyone.

Nominees and winners of the Stinker Madness Achievement in Bad Film-making Awards Governor's Breakfast:

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Jem and the Holograms

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In October of 2015, Jem and the Holograms was released into US theaters with much fanfare, and by fanfare I mean people asking "They remade Jem? Well that was dumb..." and then one week later it was nowhere to be found, instantly making it a SMABFA contender. Whose idea was this anyways?

Jem is a moral tale for females of the Millenial generation. So think of the most annoying thing in the world. Correct, its a teenage girl from that generation. So that's not good. However, the moral really is a good one; that girls shouldn't be who society dictates they should be, they should be themselves and revel in their own strengths and weaknesses. It's a great moral and we at Stinker Madness fully support it.

The problem with Jem is the moral gets completely lost in the presentation. Sure, the plot is stupid. Sure, acting is not so good. Sure, the hunky boy is a total douche with the obligatory shirtless scene. These problems can be managed. The problem with Jem is the constant use of YouTube videos of other real life teenagers "practicing" music intercut into dialogue and montages. They are a hideous distraction and painfully annoying. Just what this film needs, more Internetting....blech.

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Point Break (2015)

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For years people have been requesting a remake of a really stupid and poorly thought out 90's movie with horrendous acting and too many "dude bros" and then make it much much stupider. Wait...no one asked for that? Then wait the hell is the point of Point Break (2015)?

The story of 2015's Point Break is truly one of the more poorly thought plots in recent memory. Johnny Utah must go undercover into some extreme guys again and to do it he must also do extreme stuff to build up their trust. There the plot similarity ends. The real dumb stuff is the motivation of Bodhi and his crew. They are going to save the Earth (environmentally, ie. "Mans progress is totally harshing my groove, bro" crap)...by doing 8 extreme sport/stunts. Yup. Save the Earth by jumping off stuff. Now one can argue that they are environmental terrorists who are going to stop corporations from damaging the Earth by extreme criminality but at no point would any of their stunts do that, one, in fact, damages the Earth more than the activity they are preventing and then halfway through the movie, they just give up on that completely and just do extreme sports so, as Bodhi puts it, "become one with the Earth". If only "becoming one with the Earth" meant splattering into the side of it at terminal velocity.

Dumb story aside, the primary problem with Point Break is that the stunts and action sequences are painfully uninteresting. They are long and drawn out shots of dudes doing extreme sports. While that sounds ok, it's really just the same level of enjoyment of watching a Warren Miller or a Krusties video. You know the ones of just guys skiing, snowboarding, motorcycling, jumping off stuff videos in slow motion. One thing you gotta do is make these things more interesting and exciting than a TV show on MTV (Nitro Circus). The stunts are drab and too long. 

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2014 SMABFAs

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The votes have been tallied and the envelopes have been sealed. The competition will be fierce. Who will win for the Stinker Madness Achievements in Bad Film-Making Awards for 2014?

The Categories are:Best Bad PictureBest Bad ActorBest Bad ActressWorst Bad PictureMST3K Most Riffable AwardThe leaders in nominations:Noah - 6 nominationsA Winter's Tale - 5 nominationsSabotage - 5 nominationsLeft Behind - 5 nominationsGodzilla - 4 nominationsExpendables 3 - 3 nominationsVampire Academy - 3 nominationsPompeii - 3 nominationsHercules - 3 nominationsSin City: A Dame to Kill For - 3 nominations3 Days to Kill - 2 nominationsDrive Hard - 2 nominationsRage - 2 nominations

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The 2014 Stinker Madness Achievements in Bad Film-Making Award Awards

We are very happy to bring to you for the first time, The 2014 SMABFA (Stinker Madness Achievements in Bad Film-making Award) Awards Nominations. Technically, it's also the last time because next year will have 2015 at the beginning but whatever! We worked really hard on these so we hope that you enjoy them and here we go.

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The nominees are: 

Best Bad Picture Meaning we enjoyed this movie the mostNeed for SpeedHerculesExpendables 3A Winter's Tale3 Days to KillVampire AcademyNoahPompeii

Winner: Need for Speed

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Prelude to Girls Just Want to Have Fun

Prelude to Girls Just Want to Have Fun
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Presented by "Boys Just Want To Do Nothing". Girls can keep their fun.

We prepare for the 80's in a nutshell with Helen Hunt and Sarah Jessica Parker as they dance their way to fame and fashion. Dance TV will never be the same.

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