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2017 SMABFA Awards

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The hottest awards for bad films in 2017 are here and the winners are all set. Listen to the 2017 SMABFA Podcast and check out all the nominees and winners below.

And the Nominees  & Winners are (winner in bold):

Best Bad Movie - The Most Enjoyable Bad Movie

  • Geostorm
  • The Great Wall
  • XXX: Return of Xander Cage
  • The Space Between Us
  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Fan Poll Result - Rings

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2018 SMABFA Awards

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The hottest awards for bad films in 2018 are here and the winners are all set. Listen to the 2018 SMABFA Podcast and check out all the nominees and winners below.

Best bad actor -
  • Dwayne - Rampage
  • Toby Kebbell - Hurricane Heist
  • Eric Johnson - 50 Shades
  • Trevante Rhodes - Predator
  • Shaq - Show Dogs
  • Gerard Butler - Hunter Killer
  • Jeffery Dean Morgan - Rampage
  • Jamie Foxx - Robin Hood
  • Jackson Rathbone - Samson 
  • Tom Jayne - Predator - WINNER
  • Hugo Weaving - Mortal Engines
  • Jake Lacey - Rampage
  • Tom Jayne - AXL
Worst bad actor -
  • Taylor James - Samson
  • Dwayne - Skyscraper
  • Bruce Willis - Death Wish
  • Taron Edgerton - Robin Hood
  • John Boyega - Pacific Rim: Uprising - WINNER
  • Will Arnett - Show Dogs
  • Jason Clarke - Winchester
  • Toby Kebbell - Hurricane Heist
  • Jackson Rathborne - Samson
  • Alex MacNichol - AXL
Best bad actress - 
  • Julia Goldani Telles - Slenderman
  • Maggie Grace - Hurricane Heist
  • Olivia Munn - Predator 
  • Dakota Johnson - 50 Shades - WINNER
  • Natasha Lyonne - Show Dogs
  • Helen Mirren - Winchester
  • BDH - Jurrassic World: Fallen Kingdom
  • Joey King - Slender-Man
  • Malen Akerman - Rampage
  • Melissa Bologna - Hurricane Heist
  • Jahae - Mortal Engines
Worst bad actress -
  • Helen Mirren - Winchester
  • Alicia Vankender - Tomb Raider - WINNER
  • Eve Hewson - Robin Hood
  • Neve Campbell - Skyscraper
  • Lindsey Wagner - Samson
  • Olivia Munn - Predator
  • Hera Hilmar - Mortal Engines
  • Becky G - AXL
  • Elizabeth Shue - Death Wish
Best bad movie -
  • Predator
  • Rampage
  • Hurricane Heist
  • Fifty Shades Freed
  • Mortal Engines
  • Hunter Killer
  • Slender-Man
Worst bad movie -
  • Robin Hood
  • AXL
  • Samson
  • Tomb Raider
  • Winchester
  • Pacific Rim: Uprising
  • Mortal Engines
  • Skyscraper
  • Winchester
  • Slender-Man
  • Death Wish
Riffer - 
  • Mortal Engines - WINNER
  • 50 Shades
  • Rampage
  • Slender-Man
  • Hurricane Heist
  • Winchester
  • Samson
  • AXL
  • Hunter Killer

SMABFA FAQ

What makes a film eligible?

In order to be eligible to win a SMABFA award for a film, the movie must be a full length picture with a wide-theater release in the United States. We do not consider films that are direct-to-video, direct-to-streaming or are only shown in a limited theatrical release. The films must also fit at least one of these three criteria:

  • Score under a 20% on Rottentomatoes.com
  • Be listed on a "worst movies of the year" list from either The A.V. Club, Screencrush, or WhatCulture.com. Other resources may be added as needed.
  • Be unanimously voted as eligible by the SMABFA voting committee

Actor and Actress awards are eligible for any actor or actress who appeared in a film meeting the criteria above.

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Last Action Hero

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It was Schwaz' first box office flop and put up the current standard of spending way too much money on film marketing. It ranks high upon the worst returns of all film history. Yet there is a good film here and could have been a hidden gem -- had it not been for Danny and coming into "our world."

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Geostorm

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It's a film that really can't figure out what it is trying to accomplish, other than showing some weather-related destruction and Gerard Butler talking out the side of his mouth. It's arguably the most anticipated stinker of 2017, does it hold up?

*Spoiler Alert - There are no Geo Storms in this film or geostorms*

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2016 SMABFA Awards

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The hottest awards for bad films in 2016 are here and the winners are all set. Listen to the 2016 SMABFA Podcast and check out all the nominees and winners below.

And the Nominees  & Winners are (winner in bold):

Best Bad Movie - The Most Enjoyable Bad Movie

  • London Has Fallen
  • Gods of Egypt
  • Nine Lives
  • Independence Day: Resurgence
  • Zoolander 2

Worst Bad Movie - The Least Enjoyable Bad Movie

  • Mother's Day
  • Warcraft
  • Suicide Squad
  • Xmen: Apocalypse
  • Allegiant

Best Bad Actor - Most Enjoyable Performance by a Male Actor

  • Gerard Butler - Gods of Egypt
  • Brent Spiner - Independence Day: Resurgence
  • Gerard Butler - London Has Fallen
  • Christopher Walken - Nine Lives
  • Kevin Spacey - Nine Lives

Best Bad Actress - Most Enjoyable Performance by a Female Actor

  • Margot Robbie - Suicide Squad
  • Maika Monroe - The 5th Wave
  • Vivica A. Fox - Independence Day: Resurgence
  • Emily Blunt - The Huntsman: Winter's War
  • Charlize Theron - The Huntsman: Winter's War

MST3K Most Riffable - The easiest and most fun to make fun of film while viewing

  • Gods of Egypt
  • The 5th Wave
  • Nine Lives
  • Ben-Hur
  • Independence Day: Resurgence

Worst Bad Actor - Least Enjoyable Performance by a Male Actor

  • Jared Leto - Suicide Squad
  • Jesse Eisenberg - Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • Johnny Depp - Alice Through the Looking Glass
  • Daniel Radcliffe - Now You See Me 2
  • Jeff Goldblum - Independence Day: Resurgence

Worst Bad Actress - Least Enjoyable Performance by a Female Actor

  • Jennifer Garner - Nine Lives
  • Anne Hathaway - Alice Through the Looking Glass
  • Jennifer Aniston - Mother's Day
  • Kate Hudson - Mother's Day
  • Cara Delevingne - Suicide Squad

The SMABFA awards will be listed on this page and presented on the Stinker Madness podcast as a special episode released on February 13th, 2016 at approximately 10AM MST. Make sure to tune into the Stinker Madness Podcast and listen to the SMABFA Awards Show.

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Gods of Egypt

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2016's Gods of Egypt has not done so well at the box office nor with the critics, so its time for the SM team to take another bad movie field trip. Can the power of Gerard Butler and Jamie Lannister facing off against each other prove to be awesome?

This movie has been lambasted pretty hard by critics and the wiseness that is the Internet. So many people had mad-ons because there were 0 Egyptian actors in the film and its again just a bunch of white guys pretending to be ethnic, ie. Dracula Untold. Well I have a question....who gives a rats ass! If this film was chock full of Egypt's hottest stars (that aren't joining/getting murdered by Daesh) would it be a good movie? Nope. So eat shit, the Internet.

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2015 SMABFA Awards

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The hottest awards for bad films in 2015 are here and the winners are all set. Listen to the 2015 SMABFA Podcast and check out all the nominees and winners below.

And the Nominees  & Winners are (winner in bold):

Best Bad Movie - The Most Enjoyable Bad Movie

  • Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
  • The Transporter Refueled
  • Furious 7
  • Jupiter Ascending
  • The Last Witch Hunter

Worst Bad Movie - The Least Enjoyable Bad Movie

  • Hot Pursuit
  • Mortdecai
  • Aloha
  • Fantastic Four
  • The Gallows

Best Bad Actor - Most Enjoyable Performance by a Male Actor

  • Ray Stevenson - Transporter Refueled
  • Eddie Redmayne - Jupiter Ascending
  • Paul Bettany - Mortdecai
  • Rupert Friend - Hitman: Agent 47
  • Jason Statham - Furious 7
  • Paul Walker - Furious 7

Best Bad Actress - Most Enjoyable Performance by a Female Actor

  • Emma Stone - Aloha
  • Dakota Johnson - 50 Shades
  • Julianne Moore - Seventh Son
  • Rose Leslie - Last Witch Hunter
  • Juliette Lewis - Jem and the Holograms

MST3K Most Riffable - The easiest and most fun to make fun of film while viewing

  • Jupiter Ascending
  • 50 Shades of Grey
  • Last Witch Hunter
  • Point Break
  • Seventh Son

New SMABFA Categories:

Worst Bad Actor - Least Enjoyable Performance by a Male Actor

  • Johnny Depp - Mortdecai
  • Eddie Redmayne - Jupiter Ascending
  • Edgar Ramirez - Point Break
  • Jeff Bridges - Seventh Son
  • Ryan Shoos - The Gallows

Worst Bad Actress - Least Enjoyable Performance by a Female Actor

  • Teresa Palmer - Point Break
  • Sofia Vergara - Hot Pursuit
  • Kate Mara - Fantastic Four
  • Reese Witherspoon - Hot Pursuit
  • Julianne Moore - Seventh Son

Least Funny Comedy - The "Comedy" movie that is the least humorous

  • Hot Pursuit
  • Pixels
  • Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
  • Mortdecai

Eligible Films for 2015:

  • No Escape
  • Point Break
  • Aloha 
  • Hot Pursuit
  • Mortdecai
  • Pixels
  • The Gallows 
  • Taken 3
  • Fantastic Four 
  • Seventh Son
  • Jupiter Ascending 
  • Hitman: Agent 47
  • The Transporter Refueled
  • Jem and the Holograms
  • The Last Witch Hunter
  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 
  • 50 Shades of Grey
  • Furious 7

The SMABFA awards will be listed on this page and presented on the Stinker Madness podcast as a special episode released on February 15th, 2016 at approximately 10AM MST. Make sure to tune into the Stinker Madness Podcast and listen to the SMABFA Awards Show.

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2015 SMABFA Governor's Breakfast

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Reporting from the Stinker Madness Achievement in Bad Film-making Awards Governor's Breakfast, held annually the Thursday prior to the Official Awards broadcast. This annual event, an adjunct to the auspicious and globally recognized SMABFAs, was staged this year at the prestigious 2.5 Star Riverside Hotel by the luxurious Boise River.

The black-tie acceptable event is held to recognize a wide variety of cinematic accomplishments from the previous year. Various Scientific & Technical Achievement awards were handed out in a range of disciplines, determined by the SMABFA Board of Regentsories inside the nearly filled-to-capacity event space/buffet room.

The SMABFA Awards present honors to the best and worst in crummy films each year with highest regards to the prestigious "Best Bad Movie" where top honors are given to the film that entertains while being incredibly stupid. Others are awarded to Worst Bad Actor for doing such a terrible job that throwing remotes through TVs is common behavior.

While these awards didn't quite make it into the official SMABFA show, they are no less important. These awards are for the rest of those in film that deserve a little damn credit for what they did (or didn't do) in 2015. Congrats to the winners and condolences to the everyone.

Nominees and winners of the Stinker Madness Achievement in Bad Film-making Awards Governor's Breakfast:

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Jem and the Holograms

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In October of 2015, Jem and the Holograms was released into US theaters with much fanfare, and by fanfare I mean people asking "They remade Jem? Well that was dumb..." and then one week later it was nowhere to be found, instantly making it a SMABFA contender. Whose idea was this anyways?

Jem is a moral tale for females of the Millenial generation. So think of the most annoying thing in the world. Correct, its a teenage girl from that generation. So that's not good. However, the moral really is a good one; that girls shouldn't be who society dictates they should be, they should be themselves and revel in their own strengths and weaknesses. It's a great moral and we at Stinker Madness fully support it.

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Point Break (2015)

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For years people have been requesting a remake of a really stupid and poorly thought out 90's movie with horrendous acting and too many "dude bros" and then make it much much stupider. Wait...no one asked for that? Then wait the hell is the point of Point Break (2015)?

The story of 2015's Point Break is truly one of the more poorly thought plots in recent memory. Johnny Utah must go undercover into some extreme guys again and to do it he must also do extreme stuff to build up their trust. There the plot similarity ends. The real dumb stuff is the motivation of Bodhi and his crew. They are going to save the Earth (environmentally, ie. "Mans progress is totally harshing my groove, bro" crap)...by doing 8 extreme sport/stunts. Yup. Save the Earth by jumping off stuff. Now one can argue that they are environmental terrorists who are going to stop corporations from damaging the Earth by extreme criminality but at no point would any of their stunts do that, one, in fact, damages the Earth more than the activity they are preventing and then halfway through the movie, they just give up on that completely and just do extreme sports so, as Bodhi puts it, "become one with the Earth". If only "becoming one with the Earth" meant splattering into the side of it at terminal velocity.

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2014 SMABFAs

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The votes have been tallied and the envelopes have been sealed. The competition will be fierce. Who will win for the Stinker Madness Achievements in Bad Film-Making Awards for 2014?

The Categories are:

  • Best Bad Picture
  • Best Bad Actor
  • Best Bad Actress
  • Worst Bad Picture
  • MST3K Most Riffable Award

The leaders in nominations:

  • Noah - 6 nominations
  • A Winter's Tale - 5 nominations
  • Sabotage - 5 nominations
  • Left Behind - 5 nominations
  • Godzilla - 4 nominations
  • Expendables 3 - 3 nominations
  • Vampire Academy - 3 nominations
  • Pompeii - 3 nominations
  • Hercules - 3 nominations
  • Sin City: A Dame to Kill For - 3 nominations
  • 3 Days to Kill - 2 nominations
  • Drive Hard - 2 nominations
  • Rage - 2 nominations

See the Full List of Nominations & Winners

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The 2014 Stinker Madness Achievements in Bad Film-Making Award Awards

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We are very happy to bring to you for the first time, The 2014 SMABFA (Stinker Madness Achievements in Bad Film-making Award) Awards Nominations. Technically, it's also the last time because next year will have 2015 at the beginning but whatever! We worked really hard on these so we hope that you enjoy them and here we go.

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The nominees are: 

Best Bad Picture 
Meaning we enjoyed this movie the most

  • Need for Speed
  • Hercules
  • Expendables 3
  • A Winter's Tale
  • 3 Days to Kill
  • Vampire Academy
  • Noah
  • Pompeii

Winner: Need for Speed

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Prelude to Girls Just Want to Have Fun

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Presented by "Boys Just Want To Do Nothing". Girls can keep their fun.

We prepare for the 80's in a nutshell with Helen Hunt and Sarah Jessica Parker as they dance their way to fame and fashion. Dance TV will never be the same.

Streaming Do's and Don'ts

  • Curse of the Dragon Slayer
  • Dragonfyre
  • Dawn of the Dragon Slayer
  • The Crown and the Dragon: The Paladin Cycle

The 2014 SMABFA (Stinker Madness Achievements in Bad Film-making Award) Awards Nominations!

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