2015 SMABFA Governor's Breakfast

Reporting from the Stinker Madness Achievement in Bad Film-making Awards Governor's Breakfast, held annually the Thursday prior to the Official Awards broadcast. This annual event, an adjunct to the auspicious and globally recognized SMABFAs, was staged this year at the prestigious 2.5 Star Riverside Hotel by the luxurious Boise River.

The black-tie acceptable event is held to recognize a wide variety of cinematic accomplishments from the previous year. Various Scientific & Technical Achievement awards were handed out in a range of disciplines, determined by the SMABFA Board of Regentsories inside the nearly filled-to-capacity event space/buffet room.

The SMABFA Awards present honors to the best and worst in crummy films each year with highest regards to the prestigious "Best Bad Movie" where top honors are given to the film that entertains while being incredibly stupid. Others are awarded to Worst Bad Actor for doing such a terrible job that throwing remotes through TVs is common behavior.

While these awards didn't quite make it into the official SMABFA show, they are no less important. These awards are for the rest of those in film that deserve a little damn credit for what they did (or didn't do) in 2015. Congrats to the winners and condolences to the everyone.

Nominees and winners of the Stinker Madness Achievement in Bad Film-making Awards Governor's Breakfast:

Chairman's Certificates of Merit:

THE STAN LEE COMMEMORATIVE PLAQUE

Honoring the best surprise cameo appearance in film

Jimmy Buffett - Jurassic World

THE BIG-GULP TROPHY (Sponsored by 7-11 stores)

Honoring the film that was the most over-sized, bloated, and content-free production

THE MICHAEL BAY COMMENDATION FOR SCRIPT WRITING

Honoring the film with the most empty screenplay, resembling Transformers writing

TOMMY WISEAU ALUMINUM MICROPHONE

Honoring the most risible dialogue in cinema last year

TALENT AGENCY AWARD OF NON-MERIT - THE ARI FLEICHER MEDAL

Honoring the performer misled into the most appearances in bad movies

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THE AMITYVILLE HONOR

Awarded for the worst horror film

THE DREW BARRYMORE CITATION

Awarded for the worst family film

THE BO DEREK ENDOWMENT

For valorous achievement while unadorned on camera